You Are Too Fat
Believe me, not all lovers will take this, can you even call this a compliment? Obviously not, it is nothing but an insult directed at the wrong person, if only you get the gist. You mean you didn’t see the size when professing your undying love? There is a way you can break it down without raising any eyebrow, simply say you are beginning to add weight, why not watch it? This would be a bit respectful compared to coming all out.